If God made Eve from Adam's rib, perhaps he learned a few things after making Adam that he was able to apply to Eve. It turns out that women are just biologically superior to men - and they're made that way.
Life
expectancy in the U.S. is different for girls and boys: A girl
born in 2012 can expect to live to 81.2 years—almost 5 years longer
than a boy baby born the same year, who’s likely live to age 76.4.
Did you know that two and a half as many boys are conceived as girls, but
they’re so much more likely to succumb to prenatal infection or other issues in
the womb that by the time they’re born, the ratio is close to one to one. Guys
also slower to develop physically than girls prenatally, which means they’re
more likely to die if they are preemies due to underdeveloped
lung or brain development. Women start out from the womb as superior beings. That's why guys don't have a chance.
Men
are born daredevils
Unintentional injuries are the third leading cause of death in men,
for women it’s only the sixth.
You can blame it on biology: The primordial frontal lobes of the
brain—which deal with responsibility and risk calculation—develop much
more slowly in males than females. No wonder that they’re always more
calculating.
Guys often take many more risks and long for thrills a women would avoid. It’s in their blood. It’s the way they were made. It's the way that they attract women - at least that's what they believe.
Men
succumb to heart disease earlier
Heart disease is still the leading
killer of both men and women, but men are more likely to develop
it—and die from it—as early as their 30's and 40's. Women, on the other hand, typically develop heart disease 10 years later than men.
They’re protected from it until menopause, since their bodies churn out
estrogen, which helps keep their arteries strong and flexible.
Men
lack strong social networks
Friends make good medicine: People
with strong social
connections have a 50% lower chance
of dying than those with few social ties, according to a 2010 study
at Brigham Young University. Men tend to hold in their stress and worries,
while women tend to reach out and talk to others.
Men
don’t take care of their health as well as women
Men are 24% less likely than women
to have visited a doctor within the past year and are 22% more likely to skip
out on cholesterol
testing, according to the Agency for Healthcare Research and
Quality. In fact, more 28% of men don’t have a regular physician and about one
in five didn’t even have
health insurance in 2012.
Maybe we can blame it on the machismo of men, so-called "John Wayne syndrome": “Men often deny illness; they minimize symptoms because
they don’t want to go to a doctor and find out something is wrong.”